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Jan 25 2008

Ōde to a Cōld

Published by Jenny under Family, Funnies

There’s little in life that I hate quite so much

As sniffles and coughs, high fevers and such

But come that certain time of year

For us this past Sunday

That sneaky bugger, the cold

Decided to have quite a fun-day (er…fun week so far actually)

With fever and headache my daughter did wake

That progressed to a cough that made her chest ache

By Thursday we dropped in at the Doctor’s to see

If anything worse than a simple cold this sickness might be

Good news; pneumonia and bronchitis it’s not

Bad news; it’s that darn everlasting annoying cough that everyone’s got

……and it’s going to last at least one more week!

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Feb 14 2007

And the winners are announced . . .

Published by Albert under Funnies

Current mood: amused

The 2006 Darwin Awards are in!

Also, you might enjoy these classics:

1. Wrong Time, Wrong Place
2. Ski Theft Backfires
3. Macho Men

Currently listening :
All the Wrong Things To Do
By Karen Angela Moore with the John Pizzarelli Trio
Release date: 01 January, 1998

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Feb 01 2007

Only a guy would do this . . .

Published by Albert under Funnies

Current mood: mellow


Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a “pocket Taser” for their anniversary.

ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS

Currently listening :
Numb Pt. 1
By Linkin Park
Release date: 16 September, 2003

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